F*!(@# Boca Raton

I really give the fuck up on Boca. Since I’ve been here, I’ve nearly been run over on my motorcycle 4 times. People here do not pay attention when they drive. It’s quite obvious that the more money you make the less braincells are active. Speaking of lack of braincell activity, I’ve attempted to order a pizza 3 times since I’ve moved here. The first time it never showed up. The second time, I had to call 3 different pizza huts before I got someone who understood my simple order of a large pizza with half pepperoni and half with just cheese. I’ve also been looking for a self-wash car wash since I’ve moved here. I have yet to find one. They’re all detail shops where guys wash and wax your car for you. Well, maybe I’ll just roll my bike in there and tell them to have at it! Go to town! Wash and wax that thing up!! I really prefer to wash my own motorcycle. But I can’t. Now, I’m trying to get my front tire changed on my motorcycle. There’s a few Cycle Gears around here and none of them change tires. There’s a shop up the road that sells motorcycles, scooters and jet-skis– They didn’t understand the question when asked “Do you change tires?” The guy was cluless. Umm, you know, those round things that spin? So finally one of the guys at Cycle Gear makes a recommendation. He tells me to go to this place and they do really good work. It’s 45 fucking minutes from my house. Seriously people. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH BOCA?! There’s nothing here but houses apparently. Oh and there’s a Publix on every damn corner. Forget all the other stuff. There’s not even a beach bar for heavens sake. Oh, sure, I found bars ‘on the beach’– well, they’re not ON the beach, they’re across from it. Public beach access is pretty limited around here as well. It seems as if the billion dollar homes and high rise condos have monopolized the area. I guess you just need to be retired and have a billion dollar bank account and not need anything in order to live happily here. This place is a totally different country. Bring on the hurricanes to clean out the yuppie scum who infest this place. I’m done.

3 Responses to “F*!(@# Boca Raton”

  1. JoJoJetta October 13, 2006 at 12:58 pm #


    I worry about you. You never impressed my as being such a negative person. I hope you are able to turn things around and get happy. Maybe northeast Ohio isn’t such a bad place to live after all??? I don’t know. I think happiness and contentment are a lifelong struggle, but every once in a while something will happen to put things in perspective. Take care my friend.

  2. iCEBrkr October 13, 2006 at 1:04 pm #

    I was happy and content in Tampa. I had friends and things to do. Clearwater beach is awesome. St. Pete Beach was nice. Places to go, things to do and people to see. Boca is just the inverse of all that.

  3. varworld October 26, 2006 at 10:14 pm #

    I agree with you, boca does suck big time. You should consider moving south….. or get use to driving 30+ mins to get near to civilization. For starters you need to check out beach place and downtown fort lauderdale/Las olas.


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