grep females; gawk; talk; touch; unzip; mount; fsck; zip; exit

I’m sorta thinking this whole LJ thing is pointless as I only have two people that seem to read and post anything. Not only that my life is entirely too boring to even write about.

10 Wake_up
20 GOSUB work
30 GOSUB home
40 sleep(3)
50 GOTO 10

Pretty exciting, eh? For while I did have a while()…Loop in there to make life interesting.

/*
iB – 02/13/2004 – Removed due to lack of funds.
while(!me->drunk && !me->sick) {
me->drink(me->alcohol_type)
}
*/

I really wish I could find a really good sex routine to add. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to find one..

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: sex() in life.php on line 31

[icebrkr@chrome icebrkr]$ locate females | wc -l
0

Can’t find any females. I’m sick of being lonely. I’m sick of ugly to average looking females thinking they’re all that and a bag of chips. I’m sick of looking at the people around me and seeing fat, nasty, ugly people that don’t take care of themselves. It’s like, Did you LOOK in the mirror before you left the house? How about, do you know what the fucking year is? It’s 2004 not 1980 anymore. UPDATE YOUR STYLE!! UPDATE YOUR SHITTY MULLET MUSIC! Cleveland is junky. There is nothing wrong with trying to look good.

It’s embarassing to admit, but I’ve tried the on-line dating thing ( first it started out as research for my NightOutNow.Net site and partnering/intergrating with a dating site. ), Let me tell you. THEY’RE ALL SCAMS! Either they put fake chicks up there, or there is some 40yr old homo-faggot posing as a 19yr old hot chick. Then get this. If you actually do get some sort of lead. The profile doesn’t have a picture, and if it DOES have a picture, she’s some fat slob. It’s no wonder you’re single. I’m probably coming off as arrogant or ‘better than thou’, but I really don’t think I’m so fucking hidious that I can’t get a girl. Anyhow, they’re all a waste of time and money.

I offered $100 to anyone that’d introduce me to a girl and I date her for 6mo or more. That didn’t work.

WHAT THE FUCK! There has to be a nice, attractive girl out there for me to date. Hrrm, if that happens, I’m going to have to find something else to be all pissed off about.

kill -9 1

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